I have been wondering a lot about the lives of hot people. Not celebrities or anyone relevant, but your everyday local hot people. 5000 instagram followers hot. You’re not getting paid but you are certainly getting noticed. What happens when two of them start dating? What do they talk about? I would love to be a fly on the wall you know. Part of me thinks they don’t have to talk. They just sit there and look pretty. Maybe they talk about being hot and the arduous daily tasks required to achieve said status. And I am going to check myself here. It feels like a dangerous precedent to set, having my first random thought seem so critical. Hot people aren’t necessarily dumb and without interesting thoughts, I acknowledge that. I would argue being less attractive as a youth sets you up for a wider range of personality characteristics. But I am sorry if any conventionally attractive people find this offensive (not really).


As a pause, let me pose a question that I have discussed with my friends recently. If you could make one for one swaps of your personal intelligence for attractiveness and vice versa, would you make any? (ex. You can be 20% dumber and 20% hotter)


I would trade 80-90 % of my intelligence and become the prettiest prettiest dumb dumb around. It seems like a peaceful life. An attractiveness that would likely catapult me into a new echelon of social strata and a peaceful ignorance to thrive in it. No insults would bother me. No slights would feel so personal. I would float around smiling in my stupidly attractive bliss. Intelligence is overrated. Personality is overrated. In a world where you can only be one thing be dumb and hot.


See hot people I am on your side. I just would genuinely like to know what you talk about on first dates? Or like, you people get married and have long term relationships. What happens then? For now I can only sit her and muse. Maybe I will have a mid thirties glow up that will afford me insight into this situation. Or I can always get rich.